(Idiot) Man Dies in Escalator Fall Leads to CSI: LA?
Just so that everyone knows, I’m not one to speak ill of the dead… that is, unless they died doing something excessively stupid.
A Los Angeles man died today of head injuries after falling several stories when a (non-professional) stunt involving an escalator went wrong. The man, whose name has not been released, was trying to slide down the moving rubber banister when he lost his balance and (basically) proved Darwin’s theory.
Witnesses say the man (I’m so tempted to write “douche” right now) had been drinking heavily.
A pretty straight forward story, if I do say so myself. Unless, of course, this is some kind of build up to CSI: LA and it was really a serial killer who gets people drunk and then greases those all-too-tempting banisters with a kind of rare lubricant, one trait of which being that said lubricant evaporates hours after being applied, leaving no evidence!
Yeah, this Writer’s/Producer’s Strike needs to be over before I exhaust all of my imaginary CSI spin-off scenarios.
On A Side Note: If anyone from CBS is reading this blog I think I could really bring something exceptional to the table if you put me on as a producer in my latest idea: CSI: KIEV. If you want a little preview, I’ll give you a hint. Every murder… somehow… involves borscht.
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